america is just all the people europe didnt likeI guess you could say they were All American Rejects
DID U JUST
your mom is named mom…my mom is named mom… dude don’t freak out but i think we’re related
I JUST FOUND OUT THAT TWO OF MY “HETEROSEXUAL” GUY BEST FRIENDS WERE FUCKING EACH OTHER AND MY BEST FRIEND CAUGHT THEM IM CHOKING
this is the best day ever
of course you are
fyi he likes vagina
The worst thing about getting into a new anime is tRYING TO LEARN EVERYBODY’S FUCKING NAME
I love seeing people walking by with little smiles on their face because something small happened that made them happy. Maybe they got a cute text, maybe they got laid, maybe they killed a man. You will never know.
imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"